Masomo ...reloaded

Ah well so after a good two years of basking around and trying to look busy at work i decide its time i opened them books a fresh... So my first day in class.. i had forgotten how those look.. it had been a while.. heh..

Now of course the Kenyan in me always shows up 10 minutes late.. so there i was holding a yellow folder and a map.. then i get to the notice board the lecture hall is in RF8 and i think to myself ...what the heck is RF8, so at this point i get an idea i should suggest to the lecturers they stand out of the doors and call out their class just as in matatus... that wouldn't be too bad... hmmm maybe i will drop it into the suggestion box..

...so once in the lecturer was busy blabbering stuff that i knew jack about.. so thinking it is a shared feeling i turn to my fellow students to expect a blank look only to be suprised to see half the class answer with such enthusiasm... at this point i get a sudden chill down my spine probably i entered into a lectures briefing...maybe this was the staff room..i check my timetable to see and to my dissapointment am in the right class..Ngai! i think to myself...my oldman hass just thrown a whole Prado into the ocean.. Excuse me!...(my daydream is interrupted).. "What are your thoughts on the Kuleshow theory,Sir!" I look up smile and say... NO ANGLAIS! [no english] That got
me off the hook..

So the lecturer tells us next we will be viewing a movie termed as 'experimental films' Undalou or something like that.. so it starts off and this when i realize there are a lot of disturbed people out there... and probably i should have done psychology to help these disturbed guys.. after theh class my fellow classmates are rather excited abt the whole episode and the movies saying they are very artistic...now how is chopping one's eye out artistic??.. at this point i think the whole class needs some proffessional help.. they need to talk to someone. So am considering counselling them at a later date..

Anyway after class i head home and my folks are rather excited how was ur first day in class... hmmm what would you say....