....so it was one evening just from Jobo..i was rather excited because i had gotten the DVD for the new film Wanted..so went home when there is still natural light which is very unusual.. am sure the day watchman was abt to ask whom i want to see..
.. so anyways i start the movie and Angelina is there oooh of course i couldn't drool too much since madam was around .. the movie starts slowly and ok..then there is the part they shoot the wings of a fly...hmmm i tell myself i can take that lie ..kumbe the director is just warming up.. then this part i like.. a guy curves bullet when shooting, very true in theory..if the bullet was being thrown at the speed of a stone!! so nikavumilia and carried on, mara there are cars flying on the highway, heh huyu director ana mchezo pia ati there is a part some guy is blocking bullets with knives..now i have seen a lot of knives hata ile knife ya my local butcher who only sees me once a month for my ka quarter.. i don't picture it blocking any bullets..but i soldier on..then there was this part the main xter curves a bullet and the other guy does the same and the bullets meet midway and collide.. i suddenly get flashback of the old indian movies that used to come on KBC them days..they would go something like..Je shiri Ram.. (yeah i was a fan) The arrows would meet midway collide have some interesting colors and the stronger one would finish the other... so back to the movie. Even this Director fella i think he got carried away..kumbe there is more..
Sasa the creme de la Creme was the last part where angelina curves a bullet that in turns kills guys standing in a circle killing each of them and finally the person who shot it.. i mean..hee i think i need a word with the director of this movie... now if i had gone to the movies i think i would come out tearing not that the movie moved me but the amount spent would have promoted my local butcher.. unajua hizo ni quarter ngapi...this movie i place in the same category with XXX 2 which had its fair share of lies... next review will be XXX2
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Masomo ...reloaded
Ah well so after a good two years of basking around and trying to look busy at work i decide its time i opened them books a fresh... So my first day in class.. i had forgotten how those look.. it had been a while.. heh..
Now of course the Kenyan in me always shows up 10 minutes late.. so there i was holding a yellow folder and a map.. then i get to the notice board the lecture hall is in RF8 and i think to myself ...what the heck is RF8, so at this point i get an idea i should suggest to the lecturers they stand out of the doors and call out their class just as in matatus... that wouldn't be too bad... hmmm maybe i will drop it into the suggestion box..
...so once in the lecturer was busy blabbering stuff that i knew jack about.. so thinking it is a shared feeling i turn to my fellow students to expect a blank look only to be suprised to see half the class answer with such enthusiasm... at this point i get a sudden chill down my spine probably i entered into a lectures briefing...maybe this was the staff room..i check my timetable to see and to my dissapointment am in the right class..Ngai! i think to myself...my oldman hass just thrown a whole Prado into the ocean.. Excuse me!...(my daydream is interrupted).. "What are your thoughts on the Kuleshow theory,Sir!" I look up smile and say... NO ANGLAIS! [no english] That got
me off the hook..
So the lecturer tells us next we will be viewing a movie termed as 'experimental films' Undalou or something like that.. so it starts off and this when i realize there are a lot of disturbed people out there... and probably i should have done psychology to help these disturbed guys.. after theh class my fellow classmates are rather excited abt the whole episode and the movies saying they are very artistic...now how is chopping one's eye out artistic??.. at this point i think the whole class needs some proffessional help.. they need to talk to someone. So am considering counselling them at a later date..
Anyway after class i head home and my folks are rather excited how was ur first day in class... hmmm what would you say....
Now of course the Kenyan in me always shows up 10 minutes late.. so there i was holding a yellow folder and a map.. then i get to the notice board the lecture hall is in RF8 and i think to myself ...what the heck is RF8, so at this point i get an idea i should suggest to the lecturers they stand out of the doors and call out their class just as in matatus... that wouldn't be too bad... hmmm maybe i will drop it into the suggestion box..
...so once in the lecturer was busy blabbering stuff that i knew jack about.. so thinking it is a shared feeling i turn to my fellow students to expect a blank look only to be suprised to see half the class answer with such enthusiasm... at this point i get a sudden chill down my spine probably i entered into a lectures briefing...maybe this was the staff room..i check my timetable to see and to my dissapointment am in the right class..Ngai! i think to myself...my oldman hass just thrown a whole Prado into the ocean.. Excuse me!...(my daydream is interrupted).. "What are your thoughts on the Kuleshow theory,Sir!" I look up smile and say... NO ANGLAIS! [no english] That got
me off the hook..
So the lecturer tells us next we will be viewing a movie termed as 'experimental films' Undalou or something like that.. so it starts off and this when i realize there are a lot of disturbed people out there... and probably i should have done psychology to help these disturbed guys.. after theh class my fellow classmates are rather excited abt the whole episode and the movies saying they are very artistic...now how is chopping one's eye out artistic??.. at this point i think the whole class needs some proffessional help.. they need to talk to someone. So am considering counselling them at a later date..
Anyway after class i head home and my folks are rather excited how was ur first day in class... hmmm what would you say....
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